Me trying to figure out who the Secret Pro is

If that’s his actual voice on the podcast with Ronan, that rules out a lot of the guys on that list.

I had a chat with Perplexity today and based on the most recent article, it is most likely Larry Warbasse. Perplexity asked me if I want to break this down further by comparing specific linguistic tells., which concluded with: “The “secret pro” article’s voice, sense of humor, and deep peloton knowledge is a strong match to Larry Warbasse’s public diary/blog style.”

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Interesting! I can’t recall the last time I’ve heard from Larry…does he say Britishisms like “telly”?

ESC throwing us off the scent by making an American sound British I can buy. But Caley and Jonny so ruthlessly mocking him on Spin Cycle, only to then pay him to write a post…not so much.

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That’s a clever idea, but EC has said that they heavily rewrite the text and it doesn’t have the pro’s actual voice. Wasn’t there a column about the Tour? Warbasse wasn’t at this year’s Tour.

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Larry, enemy of the pod? Seems highly unlikely.

Based on the UK English terms thrown into the last article I’m guessing the pro isn’t a native English speaker.

My hope, with zero evidence, is that it’s Victor Campenarts, because he’s just a cool dude. Heck, if it’s not maybe we can get a column from him anyway?

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The other funniest implication here is that EC is ghostwriting Warbasse’s blog posts

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Except the entire column would just be “I AM A FAMILY MAN, I LOVE MY FAMILY. I CANNOT WAIT TO BE DONE WITH THIS RACE AND GO HOME TO MY FAMILY, WHO I LOVE”

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Family man? You think it’s Jonas?

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I think you’re confusing Cycling Spy with The Secret Pro.

What a world we live in.

I support this theory. Way too much jeopardy for one single rider given the occasional spicy takes

I once read in TSP a sentence about an obscure loop somewhere (or a similar topic) that was almost identical to something LUKE DURBRIDGE said in an old episode of Life In The Peloton. I have a habit of jumping to conclusions, and I couldn’t find it again if you asked (because I couldn’t be bothered looking/listening) but I was honestly convinced at the time. Turbo ‘The Snitch’ Durbo.

Yeah, I can see Durbo contributing.

There needs to be another metric in the TSP calcualtions - how likely they are to interact with the media.

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Can we make an appeal for a similar embedded corespondent from the professional female peloton to be known as The Shecret Pro?

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They do already have a bunch women sending in audio diaries. Dunno if we need secret pros since we just have lots of pros.